Thursday, 12 March 2015

I am from European Union

1).I don't have proper degree but you hire me because I am from European Union.
2).I will sign a contract which says I can not take leave before 11 month but you give me because I am from EU.
3).My contract says I will have to work for eight hours but I will work only for six hours because I am from EU.
4).I am a teacher But I won't give any teach-back because I am from EU.
5).I have already travelled just after 3 month but I will travel one more time after another three month because I am from EU.
6).I need a private place to search jobs all the time while working at the present company because I am from EU.
7).Now I have got a job so I will kill my grand mother because I am from EU.
8).I want to run away But will not pay the damage cost because I am from EU.
9).I will pretend that I am ill in front of outers and lie on the floor because I am from EU.
10).I will abuse my manager and the whole organisation because I am from EU.
11).I have availed the paid leave which I don't deserve ,But will not pay the damage cost to the company because I am from EU.
12).I will eat your food every day but will abuse the food and the cook because I am from EU.

Now If you object to any one of these then You are from a Third World country. !!!!

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